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pdlcomics:

rate your problems!

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babylon5:

maybe i like it when a female character is deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths and so on and so forth. more female characters should be deeply flawed and responsible for countless deaths

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lastoneout:

senoritaawesome:

bring his ass to a simmer

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objektum:

There’s something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you’re one dense little freak aren’t you

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p2ep:

p2ep:

i fucking lvoe call ducks every time i see a pic that looksd like this it assures me that life is beautiful

the little guy!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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tlirsgender:

I wake up. A thought enters my mind: gay sex. I experience another thought: I am in excruciating pain

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froody:

froody:

People will caption a picture of two middle aged men with “do you think they explored each other’s bodies?” like they are straight married and have 2 kids each. But yes I honest to God do.

everybody saying rhett and link. I honestly think it would be less awkward if they did but they didn’t and it kind of hangs in the air like a question mark between them. in my opinion

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blairwitchapologist:

danefonda:

me as a mom

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

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kedreeva:

junebug-the-wug:

general-george-washington:

absolxguardian:

general-george-washington:

It just occurred to me that people do not know about what some people make chicken coops out of and it’s a Shame

Please, enlighten us

So the thing with chickens are, they are adaptable and frankly, do not care.

you

can

use

just

about

anything

Here are some more that I like:

@kedreeva

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pansyfemme:

i really like this nancy strip

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elodieunderglass:

beaft:

theft!! crime!!!!

Hey.hey. Hi! Hello. Parley. Sparrows reporting in for assist with baguette. Assist commence. Fear not! Stand down! Sparrows assist. Thanks for holding, your call is important to us.

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ampervadasz:

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sigmaleph:

aahsokaatano:

llatimeria:

llatimeria:

having the ability to stop, slow down, and think “wait, is there any physical reasons I feel bad actually?” is probably one of the most important skills one can have as a mentally ill/neurodivergent person or really just as a human being existing in the world in general

I’d always felt like those “stop! are you hungry? have you had enough water? etc etc…” posts from a few years ago were helpful but sometimes condescending because I really didn’t realize how much some people with emotionally negligent parents just were not taught those skills. It can come off as dismissive to be like “you’re actually just hungry” when someone’s upset but … There are a nontrivial number of people in this world who cannot function normally when they’re hungry and don’t even realize that’s what’s causing it.

Anyways if you’re sad and reading this go have a snack. Even if you have a real problem beyond being hungry you’re not gonna solve it on an empty stomach anyway so just go have a snack. it won’t hurt

If you’re upset, ask yourself: is this caused by SHREK?

Sleepiness

Hormones

Restroom

Eating

Kidneys (dehydration)

Also, friendly reminder that if you can’t drink water for whatever reason, you aren’t a bad person and you should drink SOMETHING. Juice, milk, sports drinks, yes even coffee and energy drinks - there is water in those things and some water is better than no water!

If your options are drink nothing or drink a sugary soda - drink the soda. Dehydration is no joke, and, again some water from a different drink is better than no water at all.

you could’ve just had the last one say “water” and make the acronym SHREW

but no you went for SHREK and I gotta respect that

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galacticgoldfishart:

Getting all the sages in TOTK

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